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Asshole

Asshole #1

Proud Bush celebrates U.S. as “world’s biggest polluter”

In a final demonstration that the entire Bush presidency has been a fraternity prank that got out of hand, the U.S. President left the G8 meeting today shouting the words, “Goodbye from the world’s biggest polluter,” and pumping his fist.

Short of announcing publicly how much his “blind trust” has earned from oil-related activity during the last eight years, it would be hard to imagine a clearer statement on why George W. has done less than nothing about climate change. He actually thinks this is funny.

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that’s from DeSmog Clearing..but it’s all over the intranetz as well..I am just reposting for the 3 people who read this blog. Arrogance, stupidity..when does this end? But more to the point.. what will happen before it does? Anyone else need to be excused by the Reich? Telecoms..oops, they just were. Scooter? no problem..

I hear there’s Big Trouble brewin in Iraq Iran.

Adios Jesse, love Georgie and Bono


Jesse Helms, the bigoted, hate filled GOP senator from North Carolina, USA,  finally shuffled off the mortal coil yesterday to head down to the Jerry Falwell bored again pig roast in H-E-double hockey sticks:
…this is from Rockrap.com,where someone stood up and spilled on “Bono”:
President Bush described Helms as “a kind, decent, and humble man. So it is fitting that this great patriot left us on the Fourth of July.”
Bono agrees with Bush. Bono called Helms a “good friend” and took him out to dinner and brought the Senator and his staff to a U2 concert as his special guests. Bono the anti-poverty crusader dismissed as “cynics” anyone who didn’t see the value in a rock star working with Helms, who did as much as any other single person to increase the world’s growing gap between rich and poor. Maybe that’s why Bono, who legally avoids paying taxes to help the Irish poor by putting his money in a Dutch tax shelter, liked Helms so much.
Will Bono sing at Helms’s funeral?
…this is from The Atlantic, and I agree 100%..let them wallow in their own swill:
One fascinating thing about the death of Jesse Helms is the conservative reaction. One might expect that Helms’ death would prompt from conservatives the sorts of things that I might say if, say, Al Sharpton died — that he and I had some overlapping beliefs and I don’t regard him as the world-historical villain that the right does, but that he’s a problematic guy and I regard him and his methods as pretty marginal to American liberalism. But instead conservatives are taking a line that I might have regarded as an unfair smear just a week ago, and saying that Helms is a brilliant exemplar of the American conservative movement.

And if that’s what the Heritage Foundation and National Review and the other key pillars of American conservatism want me to believe, then I’m happy to believe it. But it reflects just absolutely horribly on them and their movement that this is how they want to be seen — as best exemplified by bigotry, lunatic notions about foreign policy, and tobacco subsidies.

from res ipsa @ Rising Hegemon, who wisely instructs us not to speak ill of the dead..rather, let them do it for themselves:

Jess Helms (R - Of Course) on some of his fellow citizens:

The Negro cannot count forever on the kind of restraint that’s thus far left him free to clog the streets, disrupt traffic, and interfere with other men’s rights.”

On Carol Mosely-Braun, the first African-American female elected to the U.S. Senate:

“I’m going to make her cry. I’m going to sing ‘Dixie’ until she cries.”

On the then-president of the United States:

“[Clinton] had “better not show up around here [Fort Bragg] without a bodyguard.”

On the SCLM:
“The New York Times and Washington Post are both infested with homosexuals themselves. Just about every person down there is a homosexual or lesbian.”

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and from my fellow Chicagoan, driftglass..this picture and comment neatly summarizes Helms’:

Helms was a swine for all seasons who passionately believed that this

was what America should look like forever and ever.

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Sorry about being the comment aggregator today…but that man was a bigoted pustule on the back of this country..and these great bloggers have captured it much better than I can..not too much in the media about THAT now ..was there?
And Gebus Christy…yesterday (4th of July) on the Gnus all the yap about how  ‘merika is “past the race thing”. The truth is that people YOU (and I) know personally or work with won’t vote for an African American, won’t vote for a woman, won’t vote for anyone who isn’t a white anglo saxon bored-again Gebus rapture is a comin corporate rep asshole, which is a good description of John McSame. I don’t know fer sure duude ’bout the Rapture part..sorry.
It’s going to get real ugly.. real soon. Time to stand up.

Summertime Music

Outside of the irritating reunion/tribute band noise at summertime “festivals” (2 Dog Night, 1/5 of the Yardbirds, hey is that Dickie Betts or did somebody fall off the Blatz truck.. ..)..it’s stretching into a good one. The garden is exploding..the plants we worked at the last few years are happy; the tomatos, herbs, peppers, sunflowers, and (edited by the DHS) are booming. I mean blooming. The Bee Balm is attracting hummingbirds, at least I think they are hummingbirds and not bats or drones from (edited by DHS). My $0.10 cel phone “camera” is not quick enough to take a picture..or is it the telecom that won’t per (edited by DHS, and your friends at SBC, where you can sign up today..).

Listening to some great new music from African guitarist Lionel Loueke..

LIONEL LOUEKE TRIO
Creative Commons License photo credit: marcin.biodrowski

He plays incredible original music..and always has 3 or 4 things going at once; a melody/riddim line that he sort of “clicks” through his vocal chords, while singing with a beautiful voice…. while playing amazing percussive poly riddims on guitar, while playing leads that sound like Joe Zawinul meets Paco de lucia ….he’s a juggler..all from the heart and head..can’t recommend the guy enough.

Also, the amazing Richard Bona, whose vid is a bit below this post…. just when I think I’ve heard all the permutations, along come people who play with enough electricity to light up Chicago.

Now don’t be worrying that I have gone all whirl on my own self, because:

Chris Greene

I also BOUGHT (not “file shared”) the new cd from the Chris Greene Quartet “Soul and Science PT 2″..The CGQ are young Chicago based guys plying the fahnk/modal/straight ahead pool. It’s The Tradition, but without the Jazz Nazi stamp of “IT IZZ THIS OR IT IZZ NOT Z JASS”". It’s also Chicago Jazz..which really is different from the homogenized mess of instant communication jazz, or what we call “The Weather Station Jazz”. It has rough around the edges to it..you can hear the brush marks..you can hear me struggling for an analogy.. Chris is a fine soloist, and the riddim section of Tyrone and Marc propel him and pianist Damien to take things in a very good direction. Perfect summertime music:  buy it from the artist himself and contribute to good musics’ (and especially the ARTISTS who make it) well being. A big $10!..hope you have enough after you fill up the F-150, cowboy.

Den Hague? because…

General who probed Abu Ghraib says Bush officials committed war crimes

read all about it…

Georgie Arrives in Holland…

Straight from The Hague ( Georgie’ll be there right soon for the trial)..thank you Akbar ….and Mr McCarthy.

INFLATED, DEFLATABLE
Creative Commons License photo credit: akbar1947INFLATED, DEFLATABLE
Creative Commons License photo credit: akbar1947

not so intelligent design..

“like an entertainment center in the middle of a sewage system”

Thanks Shawn..

I am REALLY going to miss these…

“thanks” to my bud in DC, Mike O’Malley….and by “thanks” I mean..I owe you a copy of Mac Davis’ Greatest Hits, Vol 1 and 2..followed by that video I have of a Romanian Kenny Rogers impersonator singing “Lady”.. not the Kenny song..the Styx song.

Competition: Good for America, Good for You!

Scout the Dog: itz knot ohvher!

of course!

thanx 4 yer sapport. i keel U!

Spreadin’ Freedom So Far, Parts 1 and 2

CASUALTIES:

_Confirmed U.S. military deaths as of May 2008: at least 4,085.

_Confirmed U.S. military wounded (hostile) as of May 30, 2008: 30,143.

_Confirmed U.S. military wounded (non-hostile, using medical air transport) as of May 3, 2008: 32,248…

Assassinated Iraqi academics: 371.

_Journalists killed on assignment as of June 2, 2008: 127.

CO$T:

_Nearly $525 billion so far, according to the National Priorities Project.

OIL PRODUCTION:

_Prewar: 2.58 million barrels per day.

_May 25, 2008: 2.52 million barrels per day.

ELECTRICITY:

_Prewar nationwide: 3,958 megawatts. Hours per day (estimated): 4-8.

_May 26, 2008 nationwide: 4,110 megawatts. Hours per day: 9.9.

_Prewar Baghdad: 2,500 megawatts. Hours per day (estimated): 16-24.

_May 26, 2008 Baghdad: Megawatts not available. Hours per day: 7.3…

INTERNAL REFUGEES:

_June 1, 2008: At least 2.7 million people are currently displaced inside Iraq.

EMIGRANTS:

_Prewar: 500,000 Iraqis living abroad.

_April 29, 2008: Some 2 million, mainly Syria and Jordan.

thanks to attaturk..more here:

But IT’S ALL GOOD! ’cause:

At the western entrance to the Iraqi city of Fallujah Tuesday, Muamar Anad handed his residence badge to the U.S. Marines guarding the city. They checked to be sure that he was a city resident, and when they were done, Anad said, a Marine slipped a coin out of his pocket and put it in his hand.

Out of fear, he accepted it, Anad said. When he was inside the city, the college student said, he looked at one side of the coin. “Where will you spend eternity?” it asked.

He flipped it over, and on the other side it read, “For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish, but have eternal life. John 3:16.”

thanks to D..more here:

4 more years..10 more years!! 100 more years!!! until every drop of oil runs out more years…McInsane/08

Hey Bo Diddley

Rumbling across a soundstage built from the oscillatin’ waves of tremmed guitar and the street hop of 2 hands clapping/2 feets dancing….abetted by the present if it was worth a shit Mr Jerome Green on the whirl’s loudest maracas..making The Dozens into a pop hit even Eisenhower era white teenagers could almost understand.. kicking the ass of the real leader of the Rolling Stones, Brian Jones, to make with the riddim and get the rest of the boys with it..first rock punk..AFRICAN AMERICAN rock punk…rapping a mile a minute…BD was a lover, a gunslinger, a bluesboy, a boxer, a guitar inventor, a Chess/Argo recording artist… and had a cobra snake for a necktie.

WHO DO YOU LOVE?
WHO DO YOU LOVE????(shout it)

Hey Bo Diddley..HEY Bo Diddley!!

RIP Soulman

Oh..and who was Jerome Green..only the greatest maraca player in the universe..only the person who they mitzed so UP on the 45’s that Brian Jones and that asshole singer of his, not to mention about 8 million other brutal yute followed right along.

Who Do you Love

Marc Berthoumieux avec Richard Bona

It’s Saturday Morning..the sun is shining..da boids is singin..my Parisian friend Martine sent this along..this is one GOOD groove, ami..

where my gas at..

We spent a long good weekend in Chicago. Sunday was the “Bike the Drive” event, where the city closes Lake Shore Drive to cars and allow bicycles to use the road….. as it should be of course…. all the time..Opening our windows on Sunday morning, a beautiful day, Lake Michigan shining silver and gray..Lincoln Park in full bloom..and..what’s that? No noise from traffic on the Drive! Just..bicycles. What a  beautiful site. And I had one of those “moments” where the future seems to dip in and say, “SEE?” Gas IS $5 a gallon now, and the people who had to have the vinyl clad McMansionette 45 miles one way from their gig in the financial services slaughter pen (which is where America’s Industry has gone..we don’t make anything, don’t create anything….we pass paper to each other and hopefully make $0.0025 on each pass) will start to wonder..”when will this get back to normal”? Ain’t a gonna happen Bob. Say boy howdy to the Gnu Normal.

O’course we COULD be one of them godless socialist/communist places (as someone actually said at a dinner in our house a while back..no kiddin) and then gas would be $9 a gallon cause o’ all the taxes them communists foolishly pay to their Big Guvmint..where they get that free medical stuff and free education.

unfortunately (fortunately??) we will be paying that soon enough….and still have to pay the middlemen who pass the paper from their desk to another..for the shite medical “care” we get ..as well as the “no chiles leff behine” excuse for an education that goes on here….Barack has an almost (I don’t think it is “almost” though..I think it is an..) insurmountable task ahead of him.

Rena and I took a long walk Sunday..6 or 7 miles..around our “new” neighborhood. We went to the bird sanctuary at Montrose Harbor (so I could take even more terrible pictures with my cel phone..) and in the parking lot of the harbor, as Lawyer Bob and Subdivision Sprawl (that’s “SS” to you!) Karl and their ugly overweight wives were a chewin’ on bar b que cow aboard their impressive “day” yachts.. I got another little jolt into the not so distant future..and fortunately for YOU, I took this picture:

the future

That’s a Hummer “H2″ next door…

Not that I think a Smart Car, which looks to have all the practicality of any other fashion statement, is going to solve anything..but it just looked like… the immediate future..except the Hummer would be rusting in a cul-de-sac in some abandoned “lifestyle” subdivision..

walking..good.

biking …good.

After Overindulging on CIALIS® in Minneapolis, the RNC..

Make it go away

started having second thoughts…

Why I love me some mice space..

Current mood: bummed

In my mice space mailbox..a letter from..HOLLYWOOD! (you know, I sorta used to live there, but not really..) anyway:

I just knew that stuff I did for Barack would pay off! All the free things on ccMixter..That piece in the New York Times..PAY DAY here I comes!

but..reading the fine print..sigh……so disappointing..

(Good use of graphics, no? attaturk got nothin’ on the bluesboy..)

—————– Original Message —————–
From: CBS Casting for “Jingles”!
Date: May 20, 2008 7:49 PM

Hello,

My name is Shannon McCarty and I am working on a new show for CBS and Mark Burnett Productions. It is currently entitled “Jingles,” and we are out to find the greatest undiscovered marketing genius. It is a live show airing at the end of the summer. We are looking for teams of two to three people to write and perform product jingles. A team could be anything from singer-songwriters to a brother/sister team to a singing comedy duo or a barbershop quartet. We are looking for fun, high-energy performances mixed with a competitive spirit.

I discovered your information on the Center Stage Chicago and thought you or someone you know might be interested in this new reality opportunity. Not only would the show be an hour long national advertising opportunity showcasing the talent of the contestants, but the winner will receive $100,000 along with the bragging rights of composing a national commercial.

I really appreciate your time and assistance on this. I’d love to hear any recommendations you may have for anyone that might be interested in participating. Please contact me at your earliest convenience. Thank you!

Best regards,

Shannon McCarty
Casting Director
Jingles
smccarty@markburnettprod.com
310.903.5450

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Hi Shannon,

So nice of you to write. I really appreciate you taking the time to search through the listings in Center Stage Chicago and thoughtfully craft an authentic, heartfelt message in your truly worthwhile search for the “greatest undiscovered marketing genius”. Although I am ALWAYS looking for a “new reality opportunity”, the thought of writing a jingle makes me nauseous…though indeed the national “bragging rights” of having done so are..MIGHTY TEMPTING!

But as much as I am tempted..aw Shannon, it’s just not “gonna happa” as the kids say. But good luck with your search, and I will be anxiously awaiting the shows “launch” in the not too distant future. Please keep me posted through MySpace, ok?

In closing..just wondering..who is the main sponsor for the show? I heard “through the grapevine” that the RNC and John “McGramps” are looking to connect with some of that marketing genius talent you are seeking…now that Mr Rove has kind of retired. Have you and Mr Burnett given any thought to this exciting cross marketing approach to increased revenue, not to mention an easier time with the FCC? Wowser! Could be a WINNA!

THANKS!

Warmest and Best Regards,

Mr Pazdan

ps…umm, never mind.

Currently reading :
There’s No Business Like Show Business…Was
By Alan Young

hmmph..too ..snark-filled? Should I stop reading firedoglake and just get on with my marketing genius career? I mean music career..

Louis Armstrong on the Tables..

I recently did a remix for my Brit friends Simon Littlefield and Nigel Summerley. We met these two last summer, when they were playing in the fine rock group Sky Pirates and did a gig with them at The Borderline in London..memorable for Rena and I getting lost on the way back to our hotel in a freezing rain (nice weather at the end of May…) as well as the overflow crowd at the club, which consisted of..an overflow in the Men’s Room..but as usual, I digress. Simon (who is also the author of the fine book “As a Dodo”, and writes “jokes” for the BBC..) and Nigel (who does not) have put together an innerestin’ project called Meat Xylophone..wherein the boys play whatever the fahnk they feel like when they feel like it and that’s about it, thanks. Having immersed myself the last two years or so in a time wasting project that was playing “pop songs” (I am now “un-immersed”…) I can certainly appreciate their sentiment. And as I have been doing a bit of stretching lately, music wise, I decided to revisit what I was attempting about 12 years ago; which was remixing things in a slightly “different” way then was (maybe) intended by the “composer”. Meat X was perfect for this..so when they put up a few new songs on their MySpace site, I hopped on “Chicago Dub” and cut loops..which I then turned into a post industrial nightmare slugfest called “Hackney Dub”. (Hackney is where Simon lives.. and about which I hear is as fashionable a burg as Aurora-by-the-Sea). To hear what they are up to, as well as the original “Chicago Dub” and a lot more, head over to their Mice Space, and enjoy ..and if you can find a copy on Amazon..”As a Dodo” is really good.

Why did I ..ok..today, there’s a great article about Louis Armstrong in the Paris Match. It’s about how he did things before digital manipulation (which allows things like me grabbing the above track, cutting loops out of it, recording new parts in my “home studio“, and posting it back to Simon where it appeared an hour later..). Especially interesting was the collage work Louis did (example above). Collage was what I looked to when I started remixing..especially the work of Romare Bearden, Pablo P and Braque. The layering and texturing techniques, as well as the definition and composition of planes these men used has a direct analog to remixing, and composition as well. I was pretty excited about this when I figured it out..but when I tried the theory on an Art teacher/professor or two I met, all I got was a big ..huh? wha? you mean like rap stuff? Sadly, most of the teachers I have met since are still oblivious to the similarities. My friend Gurdonark at ccMixter has the idea though; his compositions have direct analogs to some of the wonderful photos he takes. As do Louis Armstrong’s compositions with his collage work..and Miles Davis’ work (another visual artist)..and the remix/production work of Miles by one of the founders of the art, producer/engineer Teo Macero..don’t leave out Lee Perry either..ever see the outside of the Black Ark?


The culture of creative remixing is a wonderful place to hang out, whether you just like creative new music..or maybe (hopefully) you’d like to take a try at it your own bad self….www.ccMixter.org is the best place to start. All you need is the computer you are reading this on, and some software, (I recommend the free version of Acid to get you started, but there’s a lot more where that came from). All the raw material (that is, the sound samples) you need to do it are available for free at ccMixter, just dl some and go to town cowboy…. and while you at it, a dub shout out to the long line, from Braque to Louis to Scratch.

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